Sunday, April 5, 2015

Note to self - Buy Disney!


Yet again, Disney exerted its unwavering control over children and adults alike.   This last instance was especially enjoyable thanks to a Saturday afternoon installment of “Frozen on Ice”.  Yes, kids were captivated by a fresh reenactment of Disney’s latest blockbuster.  And parents (wallets) were victimized by the threat of not maximizing their kid's experience.  Here’s the cost breakdown of 2 hours of entertainment (M. Mouse payee): 
  • 3 tickets @ $45 each
  • 1 majestic frozen wand @ $32 (it lights up)
  • 1 bag of popcorn in souvenir bag @ $12
  • 1 snow cone in souvenir mug @ $16
  • 1 “Olaf” themed straw/spoon @ $2

Bottom line- we don’t stand a chance in Disney World.  A wise man once said- “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em”…Thanks for the stock tip.  We’re buying DIS!

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