Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Side Effects


According to Parenting magazine, there are some noticeable side effects in your second trimester of pregnancy. Before we write the magazine to add some firsthand experience, we should validate the claims of the magazine.

Breathlessness- only after a shower or blow drying the hair.
Changing shape- Only getting better!
Emotional Changes- Ummm. Errrrr. Wellllll. I pass.
Bad Dreams- Ashley dreams of Sugar plums and Fairies, nothing more, nothing less.

As for the missing items, a couple come to mind-

Distracted Driving- for reasons aforementioned (see garage door)
Poor Spelling- name on the last boarding pass- asley golia
Territorial- This one is hard to put in perspective, so I secretly hired a 7yr old illustrate the problem. This is a picture of the bed after we fall asleep. It amazes how well the child captured our emotions. Even in our sleep…

1 comment:

Mom G said...

You have made my day with laughter. Sleeping arrangements was the topic on the beach yesterday but you have us beat! This one really made me laugh...The emotional changes well I think that is God's way to prepare for the "big change" later in life! Hang in there the best is yet to come! Love Mom