I sense that you are considering another family expansion. Evidently the Dad, Mom, LB and Lux sandwich needs another layer of meat. Well the sandwich of the past fully supports the hoagie of the future. But in case your memory hasn’t been as reliable due to the mesmerizing affect of cartoon and Baby Einstein overload, here are some recommendations:
1. Technology isn’t always a good thing. The baby motion sensor pad which is supposed to give you peace of mind tends to have false alarms. That sound will turn your house into the 100yd dash and right now Ashley is faster than Dave. Just something to consider.
2. Two adults, 1 LB and 1 Lux are already too much for the bed. Turn LB into a toddler while adding another baby could spell disaster. I have already heard of a California King sized bed- hopefully in 2013 there will be a Texas King. Because everything is bigger in Texas.
3. Swings, Bumbo seats, Car rides and rap music are your allies. Tummy time is challenging in the beginning but pays off later. Country music, dog barks and gas are your enemies. So choose your friends wisely.
4. If you see a bare butt, it can see you. Except you have a huge target on your head and hands. Remember the fundamentals – sometimes the best offense is a good defense. “Remember the Alamo”.
5. Look for a tag before putting the shirt on. Direction for girls clothing is not as intuitive. Yes, that was me who put LB’s shirt on backwards. But I did get the beanie right…Love that lamb!
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