Sunday's with Dad

LB- Wahhhhhhhhh! Waa Waaa Waaaaah! (Translation - Where is Mom?)
Dave- Are you hungry? Here, have some bacon.
LB- Ahhh ummmmm! (Translation - What an exciting new flavor, you aren't so bad)
Dave- Are you thirsty? Milk or Corona?
LB- Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah! (Translation - I make noise and I get treated to new things: sucker!)
Dave- Are you bored? Let’s watch the Wonder Pets. There’s Winnie, Tuck and Ming Ming too! We are the Wonder Pet’s and we’ll help you. What’s gonna work- Teamwork! What’s gonna work – Teamwork!
LB (after 15 minutes of silence)- Eh! (Translation- this is too easy)
Dave- Do you want to watch football? How about the Eagles?
Dave (15 minutes into the game)- Wah Wah Wah Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (Translation- When does baseball start?)